patolozka

Title: Insolence!

Author: Patolozka

Word Count: 100

Beta-read: LadyF (CZ), Accioslash

Rating(s): G

Warning(s): None

Disclamer: Don't own the characters. No profit is being made from this story.

A/N: Written for Czech prompt 02 – A picture with Severus and a parchment.

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“Aren´t you ashamed? I´ve been serving you and many of others before you for so long and this is how you repay me?! At least you could take off your pointy boots. But you can´t! Too busy, right? His Majesty simply continues nudging me with his sharp heels just because he wants to look taller. To make an impression, eh? And then he comes home and casually treats me like some kind of rubbish. Where would he be without me? Well?” the green footrest in Snape´s living room grumbled.

“I´ll tell you where!“ the armchair snapped back. “He´d sit upright like a normal man. Can you even imagine how bony his bum is?!“