Drabble: An Offer
Aug. 27th, 2014 11:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patolozkaFandom: Harry Potter, snarry
Author: Patolozka
Beta-read: Suite Samba
Word Count: 200
Rating(s): M
Disclamer: Don't own the characters. No profit is being made from this story.
Summary: A little parody.
You can read it on FFN or patolozka.drabbles.cz, too.
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Knock. Knock.
“Come in, Potter.”
Potter came in.
“Sit.”
Potter sat.
“You´re getting a new type of detention. You´ll marry me.”
“OK,” the boy said cheerfully.
Snape narrowed his eyes.
“And you will give birth to my child.”
“OK,” he repeated in the same enthusiastic way.
Snape grumbled. “Do you understand what I said?”
“Perfectly, Sir,” the git answered.
“Don´t you have any questions?”
“Nope, everything´s clear to me. I need to marry you and give birth to your child. No problem, Sir.”
“Potter, you...” he started but then he changed his mind, “you can go.”
The boy had been gone a long time already and Severus was still staring at his chair, unblinking. Then he rose and set out to the Headmaster´s office.
“Albus, Potter finally lost his mind,” he stated when he was inside.
“Why? Has something unusual happened?”
“He agreed... to everything,” Severus breathed.
Albus smiled widely. “Excellent, my boy, congratulations! I didn´t expect any problems.”
Severus lifted both eyebrows. “What do you mean by that?”
“Oh,” Dumbledore started, his eyes twinkling madly, “I always knew you´re both in love. It was so obvious.”
Severus opened his mouth and then blinked a few times. “I think you´re crazy, too...”
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Date: 2014-08-27 07:41 pm (UTC)Thank you for this drabble.
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O-off
Usually used if lol is just not strong enough
Somtimes used with:
R-rolling
O-On
T-the
F-floor
So it sometimes comes across as ROTFLMAO
Hope this helps.
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