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Title: An Offer

Fandom: Harry Potter, snarry

Author: Patolozka

Beta-read: Suite Samba

Word Count: 200

Rating(s): M

Disclamer: Don't own the characters. No profit is being made from this story.

Summary: A little parody.

You can read it on FFN or patolozka.drabbles.cz, too.

 

ooOoo

Knock. Knock.

“Come in, Potter.”

Potter came in.

“Sit.”

Potter sat.

“You´re getting a new type of detention. You´ll marry me.”

“OK,” the boy said cheerfully.

Snape narrowed his eyes.

“And you will give birth to my child.”

“OK,” he repeated in the same enthusiastic way.

Snape grumbled. “Do you understand what I said?”

“Perfectly, Sir,” the git answered.

“Don´t you have any questions?”

“Nope, everything´s clear to me. I need to marry you and give birth to your child. No problem, Sir.”

“Potter, you...” he started but then he changed his mind, “you can go.”

The boy had been gone a long time already and Severus was still staring at his chair, unblinking. Then he rose and set out to the Headmaster´s office.

“Albus, Potter finally lost his mind,” he stated when he was inside.

“Why? Has something unusual happened?”

“He agreed... to everything,” Severus breathed.

Albus smiled widely. “Excellent, my boy, congratulations! I didn´t expect any problems.”

Severus lifted both eyebrows. “What do you mean by that?”

“Oh,” Dumbledore started, his eyes twinkling madly, “I always knew you´re both in love. It was so obvious.”

Severus opened his mouth and then blinked a few times. “I think you´re crazy, too...”

 

Date: 2014-08-27 12:54 pm (UTC)
adafrog: (Default)
From: [personal profile] adafrog
lol

Date: 2014-08-27 07:41 pm (UTC)
teryarel: (Default)
From: [personal profile] teryarel
Haha, well that's going to be a really long detention! oO (And that's so Harry to accept without batting an eyelash)
Thank you for this drabble.

Date: 2014-08-30 04:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pekeleke
OMG! I'm still giggling like crazy over this one, pat. Thanks so much for taking the time to write us this gorgeously funny piece. I enjoyed reading it immensely. :)

Date: 2014-09-01 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] keyairreem
LMAO! Brilliant brilliant brilliant!

Date: 2014-09-03 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] keyairreem
L-laughing
M- my
A-a$$
O-off
Usually used if lol is just not strong enough
Somtimes used with:
R-rolling
O-On
T-the
F-floor
So it sometimes comes across as ROTFLMAO

Hope this helps.

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