Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written for snarry100 prompt 52: pranks.
Disclamer: Don't own the characters. No profit is being made from this story.
A/N: Only some kind of joke…
Summary: Severus and Harry in… Oh, I can´t tell you, that won´t be surprise then.
“Damn it, Severus, are you yet alive?“
“Why – according to my opinion – do you believe that dead people can breathe?“
“Well, what about vampires, perhaps?“
“Oh, sure… So I can´t see any problem…“
Harry smirked and turned to the counter. “Right. Black coffee and coffin-shaped éclair for him, please, and latte and fruit ice-cream sundae with chocolate topping for me.“
Severus blinked and then looked at him with his most dangerous gaze. “I hate you, Potter!“
Harry smiled. “Oh, I know everything about it, you know, love…“
That day there were very special guests at a London candy store.